Night Crumbs

September 7, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Gymboree’s answer to Mick Jagger, Harry Styles, performed in Las Vegas over the weekend, and he got shit for doing his signature move called The Whale (aka spitting out a saliva-infused water geyser into the air) and for throwing a water bottle into the audience after drinking out of it. That’s disturbing and not just because of coronavirus, but also because every hardcore Harry fan is going to study cloning so that they can use the saliva he mouth-jizzed on them to clone him. So brace yourself for an army of Harry Styles clones! – BuzzFeed

“Why did I even bother to show up?” was probably the #1 question asked on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival because Zendaya delivered look after look. Zendaya proved that she can work absolutely anything, even a gown that looks like the saggy peen foreskin of a pepaw – Lainey Gossip

As I type this, my dog is looking to buy a pair of industrial-strength earplugs from Amazon, because now I can loudly sing along while freely streaming Giving You The Best That I Got since Anita Baker owns her masters now – Celebitchy

Despite Delta fucking with us all and people spending the weekend sunning their nalgas, Marvel’s Shang-Chi and The Legend of the Ten Rings (sadly, none of the ten rings is a cock ring, I checked) ruled the box office and broke a Labor Day weekend record. – Pajiba

Benedict Cumberbatch brain-burped up his thoughts on straight actors playing gay roles, but honestly, I’m more stuck on the fact that in his new movie, he plays a rancher whose tip gets moist for his step-nephew. Yes, step-nephew. Did CockyBoys produce that shit? – OMG Blog

Mark Ronson is now officially Meryl Streep’s son-in-law – Just Jared

I see that Alexandra Daddario snatched some of Jennifer Coolidge’s rejected costumes from the set of The White Lotus – Popoholic

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