Night Crumbs

Al Roker is the Zeus of our time who lives for nearly getting blown away while reporting in the middle of a hurricane. Some don’t know that and slammed NBC for “making” Al’s old ass report from New Orleans during Hurricane Ida’s wrath. 67-year-old Al had words for those people and let them know that it’s part of his job and he wanted to do it. And Al spat out a “screw you” at the youngins’ who think he’s too old for this. Kids today need to educate themselves on Al Roker. I mean, Al Roker is someone who admitted on television that he wet-farted at The White House, so obviously, the only shit he gives is in the form of a shart  – Pajiba

Meanwhile, at the Dolce & Gabbana show in Venice, Italy, Jennifer Lopez served “grandma’s wallpaper if grandma’s wallpaper was a superhero” – Celebitchy

And JLo wasn’t the only celebrity who said to themselves “What past shitty comments about IVF, gay parents, and China?” in order to slather themselves in opulence at the Dolce & Gabbana show – Lainey Gossip 

Never mind Lizzo crowning Janet Jackson as her Queen of Pop, calling Justin Bieber the “Prince of Pop” should be ILLEGAL! But maybe it was a typo and she meant “Prince of Poop,” which is 100% accurate – Just Jared

Manifest, a show I didn’t know existed until it landed on my Netflix home screen for weeks, got picked up for its fourth and final season – SOW

When The View comes back from summer break, they will bring out a parade of conservative women (Gretchen Carlson, Condolezza Rice, Carly Fiorina, S.E. Cupp, and more) to temporarily sit in the spot left by Meghan McCain. It’ll probably take Joy Behar a few weeks to adjust to not wanting to jump the co-host on her far left (well, except for Carly Fiorina) – The Hill

Gigi Goode of RuPaul’s Drag Race has come out as trans – Queerty

“Um, you’re using me to sneak in some side-chichi for your followers, right?” – Olivia Munn’s dog – Popoholic

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