Night Crumbs

August 26, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

On September 2, ABBA will make a special announcement. They are going to announce new music (and that should make everyone poot out a sequined stream of YES), but they’re also going to announce the details of the hologram tour that’s been talked about for a while. Yes, holograms of their younger selves (called ABBA-tars) are going on tour. I don’t know whether to buy some edibles now for that foolery or prepare for when the ABBA-tars go rogue and take over the world – Gawker

Somebody start a GoFundMe for JLo STAT because it looks like she’s broke since she’s worn the same outfit (your mother’s favorite fuckme boots from the 70s and a Victorian toddler’s nightgown) twice! – Lainey Gossip

In Prince Androol’s defense (words that I never want to type again), he probably needed three SUVs for his trip to mummy’s because he needed one to carry his massive amount of delusion and the other to carry his pus-filled throbbing ego – Celebitchy

No offense to Rob Halford’s great entrance, but obviously the greatest stage entrance of all time will forever and always belong to thee Tandi Iman Dupri! She did not almost break her crotch for nothing – Pajiba

Emily Thorne and Daniel Grayson from Revenge made a baby – SOW

“Bless her heart for trying with that pose but everyone is still looking at me” is definitely what Stella Hudgens’ pooch is thinking and they’re right! – Popoholic

Sad news for those of you who hate yourselves and really wanted to pay to see Aaron Carter sing naked, he’s no longer going to be in Naked Boys Singing – Boy Culture

Edgar Ramirez pleads with everyone to get vaccinated after his grandmother, aunt, uncle, and Venezuelan agent died from COVID – Just Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

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