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David Rush, a now award-winning toilet paper balancer!
Both Bravo and the E! Network are pfft-ing at this because they’ve been carrying giant ass wipes on their shoulders for years. But David Rush got himself another Guinness World Record for literally carrying a bunch of ass wipes when he successfully balanced a ton of toilet papers rolls on his nose. Luckily for David Rush’s nose, the toilet paper was not used.
David Rush is a prolific Guinness World Record holder who has broken over 200 records. UPI says that David Rush does it in the name of promoting STEM education. David has won Guinness World Records, like being the fastest to drink one liter of lime juice through a straw (17.29 seconds) and the fastest one to bounce a ping pong ball into five pint glasses (2.03 seconds). This is actually David’s second HSOTD win because he was HSOTD a few years ago thanks to nearly setting his face on fire by shoving a bunch of lit candles in his mouth. Some have since broken his records. But I doubt he gives a hell since he moves on faster than JLo after a split. And for his latest trick, David Rush managed to balance a pyramid of 101 rolls of toilet paper on his head for 30 seconds. Here’s a video of David failing to achieve his goal before he finally does it!
It’s a good thing for David that he didn’t choose to do this last year when we were in the middle of a toilet paper shortage. He wouldn’t be able to do it. Because as soon as he put that many rolls of TP on his face, everyone would sniff out the fresh toilet paper and bust through his walls Kool-Aid Man-style to take him down and steal those precious rolls.
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