Night Crumbs

August 17, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Those evil teasing bitches at Netflix released the trailer for the documentary, Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed, and it’s not a trailer at all. Netflix says that they can’t show us the trailer, but when the doc comes out on August 25, we’ll see sides to Bob Ross‘ life we’ve never seen before. NOT BOB ROSS! Hopefully, the most scandalous thing we learn is that his Happy Little Trees were just Mostly Content Little Trees or that his iconic dandelion hairdo was really the work of an Ogilvie home perm (and yes, I will forever choose to believe the lie that Bob’s glorious curly hair crown was natural) – SOW

In case Daniel Craig’s daughters didn’t get it the first time he said it, he has no plans to leave them money when he dies because he thinks an inheritance is “distasteful.” So I guess that his daughter’s cue to start squirreling away any Bond shit they can sell for a lot on eBay in the future – Just Jared

“What the hell happened to the pregnant intern?” is just one mystery that Mike White answered about The White Lotus – Celebitchy

Those who spit at Wes Anderson for the lack of diversity in his movies can choke on his twee farts because he just cast noted actress of color, Scarlett Johansson, in his next one – Pajiba

As Dua Lipa serves Rocky Horror duck lips to the camera, her right titty is trying to make an escape since it can’t deal with the suffocation of it all – Popoholic

Speaking of Dua Lipa, she’s giving me “90s Olympic gymnast in the uniform designed by Frederick’s of Hollywood” elegance – Egotastic!

Meanwhile, at the Hollywood premiere of Marvel’s Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, its star Simu Liu delivered hotness and an impeccable hair wave – Lainey Gossip

After Britney Spears posted more “topless” pictures on her Instagram, some wondered if she’s got a Cheetoling in her womb or got her titty balls inflated. Britney denied both, saying that she’s freeing herself and wants to see herself in her purest form. And I’m sure Britney will also feel much better and freer once she sheds a giant leech (aka Daddy Spears) from her life – Yahoo!

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