Night Crumbs
If you go to the definition of “love” on Dictionary.com today, you will get a 404 error since it doesn’t exist now that we’ve found out that Pete Davidson and Phoebe Dynevor have broken up after five months together. Sources say that “distance” is to blame since Phoebe is in the UK shooting Bridgerton and Pete is in NYC. But I don’t know, these two were a thing for five months, which is about 50 years in Pete Davidson time so they probably just grew apart. Or five months is how long it took Phoebe to recover from the serious case of dickmatization she was suffering from – Just Jared
A woman has sued Bob Dylan for allegedly grooming, drugging, and sexually abusing her in 1965 when she was just 12 years old – NBC News
In Prince Andrew’s defense (those words just earned me a First Class ticket on a rusty plane ride to HELL), it may be hard for him to respond to Virginia Giuffre’s lawsuit with his head shoved all the way up his ass – Celebitchy
Hulu found a way to give us a blander and more soulless version of Keeping Up with the Kardashians – Lainey Gossip
If your GIF of Charlie Hunnam’s thrusting nalgas on Sons of Anarchy is getting old, then: 1. There’s something wrong with you. And 2. Here’s Alexander Ludwig’s bare nalgas in the Starz show Heels – OMG Blog
As her ex’s political kingdom crumbles, the former First Lady of New York, Sandra Lee, and her possible fiance starred in some beautiful paparazzi pictures that were about as organic as her semi-homemade recipes – The New York Post
Zillions of book publishers probably slid into bassist Simon Gallup’s DMs with tell-all offers after he announced that he’s leaving The Cure because he just can’t take the “betrayal” anymore. Tell us more about this “betrayal,” Simon! – Pitchfork
Free Guy, that movie that looks like it should’ve come out in the 90s and starred Adam Sandler, was the #1 movie at the box office – Pajiba