Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher started the whole “celebrities letting us know if they wash their asses or not” thing by admitting that they only wash their kids when they see dirt on ’em. So they decided to joke about that by posting an Instagram video of their children taking a shower off-camera as Ashton screams about bathing them so much. Honestly, their kids should stick a bar of soap in their mouths and not just because their mouths are dirty. But also because it’ll keep Mila and Ashton from blabbing about their poor kids’ bathing habits! – SOW
The Terminator shit all over anti-maskers and their “mY fReEdom iZ beiNg TaKen AWaY” shit – Celebitchy
A batshit Nicolas Cage movie where he’s got a timebomb strapped to his crotch huevos? Sounds like a regular Nicolas Cage movie to me – Pajiba
Another day, another set of pictures of Katie Holmes looking like she just cleaned up at a J. Crew Outlet sale – Lainey Gossip
#FreeTheLactatingNippleOnTheAlmodovarMoviePoster – Jezebel
JAIL for whoever decided to make the wrong decision of partially cropping out the real star of this picture: Lucy Hale’s adorable fluff ball of a dog – Popoholic
Nita Marie, a model who is a Christian, says that God told her to strip down on OnlyFans. She’s not wrong, because even if you don’t know much about Christianity, you probably know that the 69th Cummandment is: Thou Shalt Show Off Your Nipples And Genitals On OnlyFans For Money – Egotastic!
BREAKING NEWS: James McAvoy’s got a teeny tiny man nub that looks like a hair nipple on top of his head – Just Jared