Night Crumbs

August 9, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

When Nick Cannon was asked on The Breakfast Club why he’s building a 7-kid-strong child army with several different women, he scoffed at that shit, saying that having babies with just one woman who you spend the rest of your life with is very “Eurocentric.” Nick went on to say that he doesn’t want “ownership” of any woman and that “it’s about what exchange we can create together.” Basically, Nick Duggar used 6,000 words to say, “I like busting raw nuts into different coochies.” – Just Jared

“Okay, thanks, RiRi, but where’s the album?” asked God after Rihanna gave him a shout out when asked what it feels like to be called a billionaire by Forbes – Celebitchy

In the next season of Stranger Things, Eleven will face the most horrifying demon yet: clip-on bangs! – Lainey Gossip

Ivy Park’s new yee haw collection for Adidas looks like a collection from House of Dereon that was inspired by Britney Spears’ and Justin Timberlake’s matching jean ensembles, but it will still sell out in five seconds five since the BeyHive will buy anything Beyonce is selling….. even denim chaps – OMG Blog

Want to bring massive amounts of unpractical elegance while struggling to get coins out of your coin purse? Take a tip from Bebe Rexha and get yourself a Prada fannypack garter belt – Egotastic!

Nina Dobrev either really wanted you to see her sun-kissed nalgas or the picture-taker caught her mid-fart – Popoholic

Brian May says he loves Eric Clapton, but that people like Eric who are against the COVID-19 vaccine are “fruitcakes.” I mean, I guess that makes sense because if someone showed up to my house on Christmas and gave me the gift of Eric Clapton, I’d kick their ass out as though they brought me an actual fruitcake – Rolling Stone

BUT WAIT, just as people slow-clapped for Brian May calling out anti-vaxxers, he floated the idea of a sequel to Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh, Brian, how can you condemn people for refusing to vaccinate themselves against a highly infectious disease and then threaten to drop another threat to humanity (read: a Bohemian Rhapsody sequel)?! – Pajiba

Jessie J is sorry for saying that Nicki Minaj asked to be on Bang Bang – Billboard

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