Night Crumbs
Need some quick attention for your basic cable show? Well, TBS’ Miracle Workers: Oregon Trail (a show I’ve never heard of, and sadly not a direct adaptation of the classic educational PC game from the olden days) has the answer for you! Just put Daniel Radcliffe in some Dollar Tree Dr. Frank-N-Furter drag! Because that’s what Miracle Workers did and DanRad also sang She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain. More like everyone will be cummin’ mountains of jizz from feasting their eyes on DanRad in sparkly chaps – Entertainment Weekly
Vanessa Bryant settled with her mom, who was suing her over money for nannying, but even though that lawsuit has been wrapped up, I doubt her mom will find a place at her Thanksgiving table. Unless, Vanessa decides to put a place card on her table that reads: The Monster Who Sued Me After My Husband And Daughter Died – Celebitchy
At the least listening party for his album Donde Esta Donda, which still isn’t out yet, Kanye West floated up into space. I’m not an artiste, but that feels redundant to me because Kanye is never down-to-earth – SOW
FINALLY, Hollywood is giving us a gay War of the Roses and it’ll star Billy Eichner – Towleroad
Erika Jayne bit the hand that feeds her (shit, the only hand that has been feeding her lately) by screaming at the producers of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – Us Weekly
Whatever the Oscar equivalent of a YouTube award is, give it to this comedian who gave the performance of a lifetime as the “flight attendant” who duct-taped a groping douche on a Frontier Airlines flight – OMG Blog
Joel Kinnaman has filed a restraining order against a woman who he claims is threatening to say that he sexually assaulted her unless he pays up, helps her get a work visa, and more – Just Jared
Eiza González will star in a María Félix biopic – Lainey Gossip
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