Night Crumbs
Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish, who always gives me arthouse Property Brother, have split up after almost 8 years of marriage. And on Instagram, Kate posted a pretentiously over-the-top 18,000-word novel to basically say: We’re over! Even Goopy Paltrow is looking at Kate like, “Simmer down, darlin’.” – Just Jared
Meanwhile, Donatella Versace’s team is probably working on an American flag wedding dress for JLo, because she’s rumored to be going to the Met Gala (theme – In America: A Lexicon of Fashion) this September and you know she’s going to marry Ben Affleck right there on the red carpet – Lainey Gossip
Dr. Dre’s 38-year-old estranged daughter, LaTanya Young, who has four kids, says she’s struggling hard and is homeless and living in a rental car by herself after her billionaire dad cut her off last year for talking to the press – Celebitchy
Trey Parker and Matt Stone reportedly signed a gigantic $900 million with ViacomCBS for more South Park and over a dozen original movies. It’s obvious why they signed such a huge deal. They’ve been trying to buy Colorado jewel, Casa Bonita, and they need the money! Too bad they’re about $100 million short of owning that billion dollar kingdom of diarrhea-induced fuckery (yes, in my mind it’s worth $1 billion at least) – Deadline
If a Reno, NV weekday showgirl did a resort collection for Fashion Nova, its signature piece would be whatever the hell Vanessa Hudgens is wearing here – Popoholic
The producers of Naked Boys Singing in Las Vegas think that a lot of people will pay actual money to see Aaron Carter yodel with his bits out – SOW
In this world, nothing is certain, but death and taxes and Janice Dickinson talking shit about Tyra Banks – Entertainment Tonight
Aaliyah’s albums are finally coming to streaming services but it looks like her estate is not happy about it – Fader
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