Night Crumbs

August 5, 2021 / Posted by:

Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish, who always gives me arthouse Property Brother, have split up after almost 8 years of marriage. And on Instagram, Kate posted a pretentiously over-the-top 18,000-word novel to basically say: We’re over! Even Goopy Paltrow is looking at Kate like, “Simmer down, darlin’.” – Just Jared

Meanwhile, Donatella Versace’s team is probably working on an American flag wedding dress for JLo, because she’s rumored to be going to the Met Gala (theme – In America: A Lexicon of Fashion) this September and you know she’s going to marry Ben Affleck right there on the red carpet – Lainey Gossip

Dr. Dre’s 38-year-old estranged daughter, LaTanya Young, who has four kids, says she’s struggling hard and is homeless and living in a rental car by herself after her billionaire dad cut her off last year for talking to the press – Celebitchy

Trey Parker and Matt Stone reportedly signed a gigantic $900 million with ViacomCBS for more South Park and over a dozen original movies. It’s obvious why they signed such a huge deal. They’ve been trying to buy Colorado jewel, Casa Bonita, and they need the money! Too bad they’re about $100 million short of owning that billion dollar kingdom of diarrhea-induced fuckery (yes, in my mind it’s worth $1 billion at least) – Deadline

If a Reno, NV weekday showgirl did a resort collection for Fashion Nova, its signature piece would be whatever the hell Vanessa Hudgens is wearing here – Popoholic

The producers of Naked Boys Singing in Las Vegas think that a lot of people will pay actual money to see Aaron Carter yodel with his bits out – SOW

In this world, nothing is certain, but death and taxes and Janice Dickinson talking shit about Tyra BanksEntertainment Tonight

Aaliyah’s albums are finally coming to streaming services but it looks like her estate is not happy about it – Fader


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