Night Crumbs

Wholesome Content Alert! Olympic gold medalist diver and knitting influencer, Tom Daley, has been knitting while watching events at the Tokyo Olympics. He’s the Joan Crawford of British divers! And if Tom’s young ass heard someone call him that, he’d probably text his husband Dustin Lance Black with: “Honey, you’re old, who’s Joan Crawford?!” – NPR

Princess Charlene has been away from her husband Prince Albert and their children since at least May and she’s planning to stay in South Africa until October because she’s got medical issues to deal with. That’s probably best because she doesn’t want to have to deal with medical issues AND extreme nausea from being around Prince Pierced Peen – Celebitchy

“See, you can’t run for President, because if you won, Hollywood would collapse from losing its box office king,” is what we should all tell The Rock since Jungle Cruise became his latest movie to open at #1 – Pajiba

Move over Demi Lovato and that California Sober shit, here comes The Weeknd who says he’s “sober lite”  – BuzzFeed 

While talking about her cancer diagnosis, Kathy Griffin said that she was in a dark place that involved an addiction to painkillers and a suicide attempt – Just Jared

Simone Biles will compete in the balance beam final at the Olympics, so that’s Michael Che’s publicist’s cue to hide his phone for a few hours  – ESPN

Honestly, who hasn’t gotten their ass eaten in front of everyone on a gay party boat? We are all Demon Twink! – Queerty

Nalgas: Emily RideAJetSki would like you to see hers – Popoholic

Pic: AP