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Big Mac Rat!
Behold, Pizza Rat’s British cousin who shares the same taste in fine cuisine. Big Mac Rat became an overnight TikTok star thanks to a video of them risking it all for a Big Mac. Well, the truth is, doesn’t everyone risk it all while eating a Big Mac? I mean, we risk our assholes exploding (and not in a sexy way), and our stomachs bursting from stage 10 bloating. But still, Big Mac Rat risked getting flattened by a tire while dragging a Big Mac off the highway.
A truck driver named Chris was stopped in traffic on a UK highway in Tankersley, South Yorkshire when he spotted the rat who’d make that snobby trick Remy from Ratatouille heave in disgust. The rat apparently dodged traffic to get to its treasure and then dragged it up a curb before leaving it and disappearing into the bushes. The rat was obviously just going into the bushes to change into their tuxedo because one should dress up to feast on such a delicacy. But sadly, Chris says that the rat didn’t get fries with that because a crow got to them first. via The Sun:
Trucker Chris, who filmed the video, said that prior to the rat taking the McDonald’s box, a crow had already been on the case hoovering up left-over fries.
Here’s the video that summoned a billion “They’re lovin’ it!” jokes:
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I know! That cliffhanger left us wondering if Big Mac Rat actually got to feast on their prize. And if Big Mac Rat did want some fries with their Big Mac, they could’ve just visited an actual McDonald’s and got some. I mean, rats are semi-regular customers there.
Pic: TikTok