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The Badass Street Ruler of Bolton!

There’s that whole myth that crossing a black cat is bad luck. I say “myth” because it’s wrong. The truth is that crossing ANY cat isn’t a good idea because cats are never the ones, and obviously, this dude here didn’t get the memo. Because recently, he was driving and had to stop for a black cat sitting in the middle of the street as though they owned the place (and they do!). And when the dude dropped some “move bitch, get out the way” moves on the cat, the cat responded with, “No, you, move bitch!” And it worked because the dude had to drive around the cat. So it looks like the score is now: humans – 0, cats – 21,999,244,666,000.

There’s not much info about this battle between a pussy and a driver. The YouTube description only says that it happened on July 26 in Bolton, which is in Greater Manchester in North West England. While driving his Land Rover, the man had to stop for a cat leisurely sitting in the middle of the street. Now, the dude should’ve known that cats rule the world and backed up and found another way around. But instead, he got out and tried to shoo the cat away with air kicks. Oh, that naive human must have mistaken that cat for someone who gives a fuck. Because the stronghold pussy stayed sitting and eventually the human gave up and carefully drove around. In this video, the cat is playing the part of my anxieties and the man is playing the part of positive thinking and good decisions. Sorry, positive thinking and good decisions, but you’re not getting in that easily!

I have a feeling those kicks are going to end up kicking that man in the ass. That cat knows where the man lives. I mean, you know that cat memorized his license plate and is going to look up his address. That man better stop whatever he is doing right now and take a crash course in learning how to sleep with both eyes wide open.

Pic: YouTube