Night Crumbs

July 29, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Holy rebel, Candace Cameron Bure, got her Christian fans praying for her sinful ass yet again when she posted a TikTok of her seductively moving her face lips to a small piece of Lana Del Rey’s Jealous Girl while holding onto the Bible. Candace was just trying to be one of the ~cOoL KiDS~ while showing her devotion to God, but many saw Candace looking horny for the Bible and were weirded out. Candace apologized for looking like she wanted to hump the Word of the Lord. See, this is another example of the dangers of us olds using TikTok. If only Candace consulted Kimmy Gibbler, the premier voice of all things cool, before doing this. Kimmy would’ve told her, “Thou shalt not DO THAT, Deej!” – People

If you were wondering what Fred Durst looks like now, he now looks like Colonel Sanders’ nephew who sings in a folk band and sells vintage doilies at a Catskills flea market on the weekend – Just Jared

Nerds, prepare yourselves for the ten zillion articles about who will be the next Doctor Who because Jodie Whitaker is leaving the show – Pajiba

The trailer for King Richard is out and yes, Will Smith is definitely going for his first Oscar win – Lainey Gossip

And here I was thinking that John Cena started lifting weights in the womb – Celebitchy

Sorry, but you’ll never be able to say that you’ve pissed at The Bruce Springsteen Rest Stop in New Jersey – Gawker

Chrishell Stause and one of the Honey, I Shrunk Mr. Clean twins from Selling Sunset are a thing – HuffPo

“You’ll use every filter on yourself but not on me? I see how it is,” said that messy-looking hot dog that Madonna is holding – Egotastic!

Pic: TikTok

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