Night Crumbs

If you live in the Las Vegas area, get yourself a kayak because Adele may do a residency at the new Resorts World, which means the streets will be flooded with the tears of drunken people going on an emotional roller coaster while listening to her crooning. And it also means that Adele and Celine Dion will probably end up in a battle dome and yodel it out for the title of the Queen of Vegas  – Vital Vegas

All The World’s A Pap Stroll: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez hit the stroll in Capri, and it looks like we’re thisclose to seeing them frolic in the sea while Ben wears an I Heart JLo tank – Lainey Gossip 

Ruby Rose recently suffered complications from a surgery she had and needed to go to the ER but was turned away from several because they were filled with COVID-19 patients. Shit. You know things are really serious when Ruby Rose goes to an ER in the Los Angeles area and saying the words, “I was in a John Wick movie,” doesn’t immediately get her whisked off to the VIP section of the hospital – Celebitchy

First, there was a dark movie called Pig starring Nicolas Cage and now there’s a dark movie called Lamb starring Noomi Rapace. I have a feeling this is all leading up to an extremely dark and edgy biopic of The Farmer in the Dell  – Pajiba

“Hurry up and take the picture so I can piss in peace!” – Heather Graham – Popoholic

Thirsty nerds who have been praying to see Michael B. Jordan in some Spandex better stock up on the lube because he’s working on a Black Superman project for HBO Max – Collider

Okay, but are we sure sure that cooing nymph Lorde doesn’t actually live in the forest? – OMG Blog

Jesus now has some serious competition when it comes to having heaven’s most luscious beard, because Dusty Hill, a founding member of ZZ Top, has died at 72 – Rolling Stone 

And in more news of sadness, pour out some Great Looking Hair, because infomercial legend Ron Popeil has died at 86 and is now setting it and forgetting it in heaven – TMZ

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