Night Crumbs

Princess Diana’s 30-year-old niece, Lady Kitty Spencer, got into some Grace Kelly meets sexy prairie bride cosplay to marry 62-year-old super-rich fashion mogul Michael Lewis. Lady Kitty didn’t wear a tiara, but she didn’t need to. I mean, she doesn’t need a tiara or crown to let us know that she’s the new reigning Queen of Get Money, Bitch! Bow down – Celebitchy
Meanwhile, noted fashion icon Katie Holmes was strutting the streets while wearing a skirt that looked like torn tighty whiteys at the top – Lainey Gossip
After it was pointed out that Miss Lilibet Mountbatten-Windsor was not on the official royal line of succession, the British Royal Family’s summer intern finally got around to updating it. Although, it’s still not completely correct. I mean, they still have “The Duke of York” instead of “The Puke of Trash” – Just Jared
The trailer for the Dexter revival is out and you mean to tell me that Dexter hasn’t been living that Brawny Man life in Oregon this whole time? I don’t know what to believe anymore – Pajiba
Okay, but why is Bella Hadid done up like an extra in an MTV Spring Break performance in the early aughts? – Popoholic
Britney Spears took a break from fighting to #FreeBritney and pulled some #FreeBritneysNipples poses on Instagram – Egotastic!
Nick Cordero’s widow, Amanda Kloots, slammed tricks for saying she moved on too fast after she talked about dating again – People
As JLo and Ben Affleck pull stunts on their yacht in the French Riviera, Alex Rodriguez is watching from his nearby yacht and shedding a tear while remembering the time when he was JLo’s partner in stuntery – Yahoo!
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