Night Crumbs
Z-listers in need of a check and disciples of the Church of Trashy Reality Shit Shows REJOICE! Because Vh1 has announced that they’re bringing back The Surreal Life and it will star Dennis Rodman, Stormy Daniels, Frankie Muniz, Tamar Braxton, Kim Coles, and some others. Not sure what’s going to be messier: things between noted Trump lover Dennis Rodman and noted Trump nemesis Stormy Daniels, or Kim Jong-un’s supreme leader chonies as he excitedly cheers on his boo Dennis? – Deadline
It wouldn’t be Prince George’s birthday without a Crewcuts by J. Crew picture taking by Duchess Kate – Lainey Gossip
Never mind the newest Dune trailer, why didn’t the anus monster get its own character poster?! – Pajiba
Scooter Braun has filed for divorce from his diamond mining heiress wife Yael Cohen, and this news reminds me that there’s a grown man out there who willingly goes by the name “Scooter.” Congratulations to Yael for never having to scream that name during fuck times again – Celebitchy
Two things: Days of Our Lives is still on, and it’s about to become the must-see show of the decade thanks to a little 227 reunion with Jackee Harry and Marla Gibbs! – SOW
Miss Bum Bum, Suzy Cortez, has proven that she’s the ultimate fan by getting a Messi tattoo on her asshole. That puts the MESS in Messi. And your move, Beyhive! – Egotastic!
Get you a man who trusts you as much as Kelly Gale trusts those bikini top straps – Popoholic
Tommy Dorfman of 13 Reasons Why has come out as a trans woman in a Time photo spread where she’s giving me Willis daughter meets Jennifer Lawrence – Queerty
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