Night Crumbs

July 21, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

There are several subreddits threads devoted to alleging that the humanization of a box of Amy’s Paella Bowl, Hilaria Baldwin, has faked some of her pregnancies, and she seemed to call that shit out in an Instagram Story by posting that picture above and writing that all her children are “hers” and, “I know, I know, sleuths. My skin is darker and my kids’ is lighter.” Why do I have a feeling that Hilaria is being hit with “Trick, please!” side-eyes from both the sun and a bottle of Authentic Woman of Color Self-Tanner™ – Just Jared

If you watched Game of Thrones you know that in the olden times everything looked damn grey. Well, the trailer for The Last Duel (AKA that movie where Matt Damon and Ben Affleck look like hillbillies at the ren faire) confirms that – Lainey Gossip

FYI: Paulina Porizkova and Aaron Sorkin are no longer humping each other – Celebitchy

In case you forgot that Kanye West was threatening us with a new album, he was and that new album is coming out on Friday. The album is probably best listened to with your ear pressed up against the window so you can also hear the sound of Pimp Mama Kris screeching over Kanye dragging her in song after song – Pitchfork

Miley Cyrus’ video for Plastic Hearts is like a public access reboot of Xanadu covered with a layer of fuck effort (see: the clips they recycled from her Saturday Night Live performance) – OMG Blog

Marla Gibbs looked like she was ready to pass the hell out at her Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, but thankfully she’s okay. I do have one question, though. You mean to tell me that Marla Gibbs didn’t have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame until yesterday?! ILLEGAL! – SOW

Okay, but tell me more about Irina Shayk’s hair tousler – Egotastic!

It looks like the housekeeping staff at Mar-A-Lago is going to be busy scrubbing orange-tinted gunk from the walls after Donald Trump repeatedly does the slow wall slide of sadness over his boo Tom Brady dissing him at The White House – Pajiba

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