Night Crumbs

July 20, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

I see that Naomi Osaka’s cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition brought pathetic dingleberry of a troll, Megyn Kelly, out from under her rock and made her mad. Who knew that Megyn had time for Twitter trolling when she’s busy running a YouTube news empire (cut to a shot of her YouTube news empire which is nothing but bored crickets, tumbleweeds, and Megyn screeching into nothing) – Celebitchy

Hopefully, Alicia Silverstone’s kid is at least getting paid scale for having to recreate scenes from Clueless for his mom’s social media pages – Lainey Gossip

JLo did not want to talk about Ben Affleck during an interview on Today, and that makes sense since we all know JLo as a private and shy blossom who is in a private relationship with fellow private and shy blossom Ben Affleck – Just Jared

Movie theater owners want to jump Mickey Mouse’s ass for putting Black Widow on Disney+ on the same day it came out it in theaters – Variety

“Um, my Spindrift is down here, you horny pervs!” – Kat Dennings – Popoholic

Here’s the trailer for Jackass Forever, where the Jackasses show us that they’re not too damn old to come up with new and exciting ways to try and get themselves killed – Pajiba

The poster for The Eyes of Tammy Faye doesn’t immediately fill my nose holes with mascara fumes so they need to try again! – Boy Culture

FINALLY, some good news, Mark Hoppus gave a little hopeful news in his fight against the throbbing piece of satanic trash that is cancer – SOW

Pic: Sports Illustrated

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