Night Crumbs
Not that it was lacking, but the Cannes Film Festival got a free lesson in show-stopping grandeur last night at the red carpet premiere of The Story of My Wife, courtesy of the legendary Sharon Stone. Sharon’s look is D&G, and some might say it looks like Cinderella after the mice and birds raided the silk flower aisle of a craft store. But to me Sharon looks like an ultra-fun Fairy Godmother after two frozen cocktails, who asks Cinderella if she really wants a boring old pumpkin carriage, because she totally knows a chill fairy who will loan her a really rad Mustang Cobra for the night – Celebitchy
As Ben Affleck was reportedly driving Jennifer Lopez back to her home in Los Angeles yesterday, the inevitable happened: they got stuck in traffic. And as pictures show, JLo was not into it. But she needs to remember that there are worse things you could suffer through as a couple. It could have been assembling IKEA furniture! – Lainey Gossip
Stephen Colbert has joined the movement to see a proper wiener-to-bun ratio – Pajiba
You’ve seen former teen heartthrob Zac Efron as Ted Bundy, now pop your eyes on former teen heartthrob Chad Michael Murray as Ted Bundy in Ted Bundy: American Boogeyman – OMG Blog
January Jones’ knit romper look is the perfect way to imagine an alternate Mad Men ending for Betty Draper, in which she moved to California in the 1970s and opened a hot tub store called Betty Dippers – Egotastic
The rumors were true, and Jerry O’Connell is officially replacing Sharon Osbourne at The Talk – SOW
Maria Menounos is in a bikini, which apparently came from Target. Okay, but is it really a bikini from Target if it wasn’t also purchased with a jar of Archer Farms monster mix and a 2L jug of Tide? – Popoholic
Mickey Mouse must have made Josh Gad sign a very serious NDA, because his lips are temporarily sealed if you ask him about LeFou’s sexuality in that live-action Beauty and the Beast series – Just Jared
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