Hot Slut Of The Day!
The KFC-Snatching Seagull!
Stare into the eyes of that seagull, and you’ll be staring into the eyes of a shameless thief who will push “taking candy from a baby” to upper levels of BOLD by taking candy from a baby’s mouth, pretty much. KFC’s forever tagline has been “finger lickin’ good,” but for one seagull in Scotland, its tagline is really “beak snatchin’ good.”
Move over, thieving seagull who snatched an entire lobster roll out of a human’s mouth in 2019! It’s all about the thieving seagull who snatched a wrap from KFC out of a human’s mouth in 2021. Last week, TikTok user @sophieellenmcgil let the people of Scotland and nearby lands know to beware of a fuck-deficient seagull who will happily keep you from enjoying a wrap from KFC (although, does anybody really “enjoy” a wrap from KFC?). She posted a video of a seagull using its precision fly-by stealing skills to fly up to her brother’s mouth and steal a piece of his KFC wrap before making a quick getaway!
@sophieellenmcgill seagull 1 matthew 0 #fyp #foryou #seagullattack #trauma #ptsd #kfc
After the video went viral on TikTok, @sophieellenmcgil told Newsweek that her brother was eating a Flamin’ Wrap as they waited outside for their ride:
“My brother bought a flaming hot wrap from KFC and we were waiting outside for someone to pick us up. In the process my brother got hungry so started to eat the wrap and that’s when the seagull thought it would benefit himself more than Matthew.”
Yes, a Flamin’ Wrap. So Matthew is definitely going to get the last laugh when that seagull shits off its cloaca while letting out streams of violent Flamin’ hot caca. But you know who won’t be laughing? The poor human on the ground who gets hit in the face with that cloaca.
Pic: TikTok