Night Crumbs
The tabloids, who have obviously been reading DeuxMoi, claim that Chris Evans has moved back to his homeland of Massachusetts and is hanging out with a non-Hollywood type who is down-to-earth and not a scenester. Hmm, down-to-earth and not into the Hollywood scene? Are we sure that these tabloids are talking about a human woman? My guess is that Chris has finally decided that dating is shit and made the right decision to spend all of his free time with the down-to-earth, non-scenestery angel that is Dodger! And yes, I only led with this story to post a picture of that pooch – Celebitchy
NBC reportedly canceled Good Girls over one of its stars, Manny Montana, wanting more money while Christina Hendricks, Retta, and Mae Whitman agreed to take a pay cut. Sources also claim that things were tense between Manny and Christina, and that added to NBC’s decision to end the show. That frantic sound you heard is from Lifetime execs furiously putting together an unauthorized behind-the-scenes Good Girls movie based on this alleged drama – Just Jared
Matt Damon or a beefier Simon Cowell? – Lainey Gossip
Totally Hair Barbie better call 911 to report Lily-Rose Depp for stealing and wearing her signature dress. And it goes without typing, but Totally Hair Barbie worked it better – Popoholic
As expected, Marilyn Manson turned himself in to police over an arrest warrant that was issued in New Hampshire after a videographer accused him of spitting at her at one of his shows. While I’m not one to wish to see a picture of Marilyn Manson’s face, my eyes need a serving of his mug shot (but only if it’s messy) – USA Today
Diplo has been accused of sexual assault again – NME
While done up like a deranged cockatoo in bootleg Wendy O. Williams drag, Miley Cyrus hollered out the Cocteau Twins’ Heaven or Las Vegas, and it wasn’t awful! – OMG Blog
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