Night Crumbs
Marcel the Monkey’s trainer has spit at David Schwimmer for complaining during the Friends reunion about working with the monkey, who has since died. Marcel’s trainer thinks that David is just jealous because the monkey got bigger laughs than him. Now, this is a FEUD! If only, that HBO Max Friends reunion held a seance where the ghost of Marcel the Monkey slapped down David for talking shit. That would’ve been the sole reason to watch that mess – Celebitchy
Unlike some of us who beg our mom to destroy our embarrassing old home videos (aka blackmail material), Val Kilmer has kept 40 years worth of home videos and turned them into a documentary about his life – Pajiba
Fashion IS Gigi Hadid dressed like an early-90s pre-teen strolling the mall during summer break – Lainey Gossip
Megan Fox showed love for her ex Brian Austin Green’s current girlfriend, Sharna Burgess, on Instagram by writing, “Grateful for Sharna.” That little drop of love may be short for, “Grateful for Sharna because she’s keeping BAG off my ass so I can be free to hump my other mistake (aka Machine Gun Kelly).” – Just Jared
Aren’t the oceans polluted with enough plastic?!? – SOW
Happy Humps! Here’s some vintage Jan-Michael Vincent nakedness, before he spiraled into messiness – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Bella Hadid tried to bring 90s elegance with some Dickies and a toddler’s summertime bolero worn as a shirt – Popoholic
Robert Downey Sr., one of the masters of indie cinema in the 60s and 70s and Robert Downey Jr.’s dad, has died at 85 – Variety
And in more news of sadness, Suzzanne Douglas, who was in The Parent ‘Hood, Jason’s Lyric, and How Stella Got Her Groove Back, died of cancer at 64 – Essence
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