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Chug-A-Lug!
Leave it to the year 1969 to truly bring the foolery with this board game that was a messy drunk’s dream come true. With some board games, you may want to keep your brain booze-free to concentrate and plan your moves easier, but with Chug-A-Lug, you were encouraged to get as plastered as possible. And in the 60s and 70s, I’m sure that a drunken game of Chug-A-Lug easily led to a game of Chug Your Friend’s Husband’s Peen. I mean, that cover of Chug-A-Lug looks like a key-party-in-the-making.
Board Game Geek says that Chug-A-Lug was released in 1969 by Marina Games and Reiss Games. The goal of the game, besides trying not to puke on the board, is to collect 10 Alcoholics Unanimous cards (For serious) and you got those cards by either landing on or passing an Alcoholics Unanimous space after making a complete pass around the board. This is what the board looked like:
While stumbling your drunk ass across the board, you may land on a space that tells you to play a Chug-A-Lug card. A Chug-A-Lug card can contain some kind of dare you have to pull off or a card that allows you to piss. Donald Trump may want to play this game with Ivanka, but you would not want to play this with your family unless you really want to see your memaw strip while doing a Jäger shot or listen to her talk about the time she caught a horrible yeast infection by using Jello as coochie lube:
In other words, Chug-A-Lug was the crown jewel of Shit You Find At Spencer’s Gifts.
Chug-A-Lug did stick around for a bit but never made out of the 1980s. You can get it on eBay, though. But I’m not sure I’d want to play since watching my drunk friend guess my other drunk’s friend’s bra size while half-naked from stripping down would probably make me instantly straight-edged. Besides, I play my own drunk game. It’s called Watch The News And Take A Shot Every Time You See Something Depressing. And usually, I fall into a drunken coma after 3 minutes. Everyone loses in that game!
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