Night Crumbs
Kristen Bell, one half of the definition of insufferable’s favorite couple, says that if you live someone, you’re bound to find their asses annoying. So every other week, Kristen and her husband Dax Shepard, see their therapist Harry separately so that they can talk shit about each other. I’m guessing that Harry has a very intense relationship with the clock in his office because as he stares at it, he internally screams at it to move faster as his soul slowly deflates from listening to those two bitch and moan about each other – Celebitchy
Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth let us know that they’re back together with a good old-fashioned pap shoot at Disneyland and if you listen closely, you can almost hear Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck screaming at Mia to RUUUUUUUN – Just Jared
Wonder Woman birthed out her third Wonder Girl who will hopefully go through life without ever EVER ever experiencing her mom’s version of Imagine. No child deserves to face that kind of embarrassment – SOW
Why, hello there, Daniel Craig’s hard nipple busting through his Benoit Blanc drag on the set of Knives Out 2 – Lainey Gossip
Hollywood is still trying to make Fletch (the reboot) happen and shooting has started with someone other than Chevy Chase (aka Jon Hamm) in the title role – Pajiba
If a raver cockatoo from the early aughts got a job at a strip club to fund its Ecstasy and Nasty Gal habit, it would look like Iggy Azalea here – Egotastic!
Good news for the Asian trees of the world who have been screaming for the beauty industry to address their skincare needs, one of their own is coming out with a skincare line! – Allure
Not to be outdone by Drake Bell in the Department Of Disney/Nickelodeon Stars Turned Child-Creeping Pieces Of Predator Trash, Kyle Massey has been charged with sending explicit videos, pictures, and texts to a 13-year-old girl – Variety
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