Night Crumbs

According to court documents, Britney Spears has been trying for years to get out from the clutches of her conservatorship and paints her father as an angry drunk. Brit also stated that she’s sick of people making money off of her. Maybe this means that Brit is going to really fight to free herself from that conservatorship, and if that’s the case, you know Daddy Spears isn’t going to give up on that check so easily. So I’m preparing myself to hear “It’s Britney, bitch!” blasted over the speakers of the Supreme Court when Brit sashays in to fight her father in Spears v. Spears – Just Jared

Emo-esque Precious Moments figurine, Billie Eilish, apologized after a video came out of a 13-year-old her using an anti-Asian slur and doing a gross accent. And okay, I’m also going to need an apology for whoever put together that compilation video of Billie because it gave me the worst case of the dizzies – Celebitchy

So this is why Justin Bieber was dressed like a bratty teenager who finally put on a suit for his aunt’s funeral after his mother kept bothering him to do so. The Biebs dressed up to meet President Emmanuel Macron who probably thought, “Err, I thought I was meeting Justin Bieber today and not doing homeless outreach.” – Lainey Gossip 

If you hated American Horror Story: Roanoke, you’re not alone, because one of its stars, Sarah Paulson, hated it too – People

Because thirst-trapping runs in the family, Zac Efron’s brother Dylan Efron posted a little something for the pit fetishists – OMG Blog

According to Julie Delpy, we probably won’t ever get a 20th Before movie where a memaw Julie and a pepaw Ethan Hawke stare at the sunset together while unwrapping a Werther’s – Pajiba

Thanks to that filter, Ariana Grande is giving you Close Encounters of the Third Kind flirtiness – Popoholic

The Emmy Awards will allow nominees to be referred to as “performer” instead of “actor” or “actress” – Towleroad

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