Night Crumbs
In 2019, Steven Spielberg shit all over Netflix and said that Netflix movies shouldn’t be eligible for Oscars (Spielberg’s people later claimed his words were taken out of context). Well, two years later and Spielberg decided that if you can’t beat ’em, sign a huge deal with ’em. Because Spielberg’s production company, Amblin Partners, has now gotten into business with Netflix and they’re going to make movies together. So prepare yourself for numerous sequels and spin-offs to E.T., Jaws, and Schlinder’s List. And on the day that Spielberg signed a deal with Netflix, a cloud of gloating smug probably hovered above their headquarters as execs looked at him and thought, “Who’s your daddy now, Speilberg?” – Deadline
As JLo and Ben Affleck pull stunts left and right, their exes, A-Rod and Lindsay Shookus, showed that two can play at that game. Because A-Rod just so happened to be spotted in a video sitting next to Shookus at her birthday party. If only the pool behind them in the video could talk, it’d say, “Come get a drink of me, you thirsty hos!” – Just Jared
Dax Shepard joked that he and his wife, Kristen Bell, are in a three-way marriage with his podcast co-host Monica Padman and they all lived together during quarantine. Monica has just proven science wrong because up until now, scientists believed it was humanly impossible for anyone to be around those two for more than ten minutes without combusting from the insufferableness of it all! – Celebitchy
Today in “What are the fetuses up to?“, Millie Bobby Brown is having a teenage love thing with Jon Bon Jovi’s son – Pajiba
Members of the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC joined forces to do the Bye Bye Bye dance together. If you were a late-90s or early-aughts child, then this news may make you shit yourself with excitement. Or maybe you shit yourself from drinking too much Metamucil this morning and don’t be embarrassed if that’s the case since we’re all old and this video further proves it – OMG Blog
Meanwhile, in Paris, Justin Bieber looked like a toddler criminal trying to dress up for his juvenile court hearing – Lainey Gossip
Chrissy Teigen’s WOE IS ME Tour continues…. – The Blemish
I see that Megan Fox is a huge fan of the Madonna-approved alien face filter – Popoholic
And from The Department Fuck Fuck Fuck Cancer: James Michael Tyler, who played Gunther on Friends, has advanced-stage prostate cancer – SOW
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