Night Crumbs
Zack Snyder has joined and ended the “Does Batman eat vagine?” debate by posting a picture of Batman making Catwoman’s cat meow with his tongue on a rooftop. Zack didn’t have to do that since anybody with a half-working brain knows that those pointy things on Batman’s head are handles to hold onto when he’s eating that cooze. But what’s Zac picture also showed me is that Catwoman’s got an easy access eatin’ hole in her catsuit. Who knew that Savage x Fenty made Catwoman’s costume?! – OMG Blog
Kim Kardashian says that she went through with marrying Kris Humphries because it was being filmed for her shit show and if she pulled a runaway bride, the wedding would be seen as a huge joke. Which is totally different than what we saw it as. I mean, we all saw it as a private, genuine, and not-at-all-attention-whoring ceremony celebrating true everlasting love! – Celebitchy
Meanwhile, in Athens, Anya Taylor-Joy wore the kind of ensemble she’d wear if she wanted to keep it low-key – Lainey Gossip
“Thank you for your interest, but if you wish to pursue further, I’m going to need a copy of your bank statements, five references from paparazzos you have a regular relationship with, an acting real showing that you can pull off serious scenes in our new reality show, and your SOUL!” is probably what Pimp Mama Kris wrote to Soulja Boy after he flirted with Kim Kardashian on Twitter – Egotastic!
Nicolas Cage’s reboot of Babe is VERY Nicole Cage-y – Pajiba
Elizabeth Olsen really did get married on the shush last year – Us Weekly
After dropping Erika Jayne, her lawyers are back on her case. I guess she finally gave them a check that didn’t bounce like I do whenever I come across a TikTok of Lisa Rinna trying to twerk – Page Six
The producers of The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon FINALLY found a way to make their show watchable: add Helen Mirren in a bubble bath! – SOW
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