Night Crumbs
Maude Apatow and Sydney Sweeney of Euphoria decided to do their version of the Mona Lisa of The Museum of Side-Eyes. They recreated that legendary picture of Sophia Loren throwing a legendary side-eye at the legendary chichis of Jayne Mansfield. While it’s always a good thing when the youngins’ pay tribute to the greats before them, Maude’s eyebrow situation needed some work. Because in the original, even Sophia’s brows were shook by Jayne’s luscious titty balls – Uproxx
After pulling some “bitches gonna bitch” shit while talking about the colorism criticism against In The Heights, Rita Moreno apologized for being so dismissive of the “Black lives that matter in our Latin community” – Lainey Gossip
Here’s some vintage Scarlett Johansson when she was nothing but a little tree sprout on Late Night with Conan O’Brien – Pajiba
And somewhere, Homer Simpson is screaming mad about not being in Community – Celebitchy
Okay, so I was told that Luke Evans celebrated Pride by showing off his Pride panties, but the picture shows Luke Evans in some long ass shorts with just a sliver of Pride chonies showing. Seriously, that’s homophobic! – OMG Blog
James Corden regularly kills eardrums and nerves, so he decided to switch it up by nearly killing the cast of Friends – SOW
Disneyland is once again The Hellish Place on Earth. California is BACK! – Just Jared
In the defense of rats, they probably smelled the rancid stench wafting off of Ghislaine Maxwell and figured her cell was a giant toilet (no offense to toilets) – The New York Post
Congratulations to the sequins industry, the chiffon industry, the hairspray industry, and everyone else because Diana Ross is back! – HuffPo
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