Night Crumbs
Not to be outdone by Lil Uzi Vert’s totally real “$24 million” forehead pink diamond, Post Malone got $1.6 million diamond fang veneers installed in his mouth. It’s a great way to let people know that you love wasting money. I was also going to say that I’m sure thieves everywhere are buying a pair of dental pliers on Amazon, but I don’t know if thieves will try and steal his tacky Vampire fangs. Because Post Malone proudly drinks a lot of Bud Light, so I’m not sure many souls would dare go near that mouth, so he has nothing to worry about! – Hypebeast
Even though pandemic restrictions were lifted in California today, us Californians should probably leave our masks on. Actually, we should just put on an entire Hazmat suit since a judge has ordered that smegma-covered Madball from HELL, Harvey Weinstein, will be extradited here to face more rape charges – Deadline
The Pioneer Woman’s husband Ladd Drummond (real name: Ladd Drummond) is supposedly bothered by her making more money than him. Well, he can dry his sad manly tears on the soil of his multi-million dollar ranch that helped build her giddyup down-home brand – Celebitchy
Adrian Grenier thinks people may have a point in calling Nate the real villain of Devil Wears Prada, but I don’t know, I think it’s Andy for having the audacity to smear drabness all over Miranda Priestley’s eyes by wearing that cerulean sweater from Casual Corner – Pajiba
BREAKING: Jennifer Lopez hit the pap stroll without Ben Affleck and did it while working a look that said: “sexy librarian who teaches CrossFit right after work” – Lainey Gossip
Okay, but poke at me when someones makes a pair of underwear with a picture of a shaved crotch and trimmed balls on ’em. Not for me, of course, but for a friend. (“Please, we all know you don’t have any of those.” – you) – OMG Blog
If Glen Campbell art directed a spread in Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition, it’d look like these pictures of Dua Lipa – Popoholic
Dear Gen Z, bow down at the feet of Connie Stevens because she was the Queen of TikTok before TikTok even existed! – SOW
Pic: Thomas Connelly, DDS