Night Crumbs
Emily RideAJetSki has gotten shit for the way she held her baby during a sexy Instagram photoshoot and I have to give her shit too. By now, Emily should’ve taught her baby how to work an iPhone so that her kid can take full pictures of her hot post-birth bikini body without having to worry about carrying him! The hell kind of mom is she?! – Egotastic!
Jimmy Fallon and Lin-Manuel Miranda welcomed the return of Broadway, but it’s not really a welcome back to Broadway unless Patti LuPone has unlocked her jaw to devour a rude bitch in the front row with a ringing cellphone – Pajiba
Somebody actually made the decision to get engaged to Frankie Grande and before you scream that his new fiance needs to get an MRI, his new fiance is an actor type/”Twitch influencer” named Hale Leon who proposed virtually. Match made in fame whore heaven! – People
The trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s latest heist movie is out and it features Don Cheadle, Benecio Del Toro, Kieran Culkin, David Harbour, Brendan Fraser, Jon Hamm, Ray Liotta, and a bunch of masks that look like they were made by SKIMS – Lainey Gossip
Bethenny Frankel accused of being an unlikable monster?! There must be two Bethenny Frankels in the world because the Bethenny Frankel we all know is nothing but an easy-going drop of sweetness – Celebitchy
Meanwhile, Rita Ora is in the gym, getting her body ready for her next thirsty pap stroll strut – Popoholic
There’s going to be a video game version of Vertigo and it’s not known yet if the final boss is Alfred Hitchcock terrorizing a blonde actress – OMG Blog
Posh Spice got back together with the Spice Girls…. for a $100 Pride t-shirt for charity – British Vogue
Proof that God is real and is a Jean Smart fan (as God should be): Hacks got renewed for a second season – Deadline
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