Hot Slut Of The Day!
William White, the member of Gen Z who has been lighting up the poons of Gen X with his 80s lip-synchs!
TooFab says that 21-year-old TikToker, William White of Canada, has quickly gained over 1 million followers thanks to how he’s become more exciting to a middle-aged woman than a glass of Chardonnay while watching Outlander in a quiet empty house. Willy here does it by moving his mouth to songs of the 80s. Listen, the pandemic has made some of us hard-up, desperate old whores even more hard-up and desperate so the bar is so low that not even a short ant could do the limbo under it.
William White currently has 1.2 million TikTok followers and his videos have gotten over 13 million likes. There’s a good reason why William White looks like the hot young dude in an 80s comedy who gets with his middle-aged next-door neighbor after he mows her lawn, and that’s because he practically is that dude. Tom Welling Jr. gets the clits of Gen X tingling by staring into the camera and lip-synching to songs like Barry Manilow’s Mandy, Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’, and Benny Mardones’ Into The Night in his version of Rob Lowe cosplay:
@whiteyy18 POV I’m Rob lowe
And here’s William White doing Bryan Adams’ Heaven:
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And Bette Davis Eyes, which may have temporarily cooled the loins of middle-aged women since he typed it as “Betty Davis Eyes.” Learn your important 80s history, Willy!
@whiteyy18 She’s precocious shees got Betty Davis eyes!
And here’s William White sliding into the early-aughts by lip-synching to the cougar anthem Stacy’s Mom:
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Sure, William needs to work on synching that shit up since it looks like his mouth is on a 5-second delay, but apparently, the women of Gen X don’t care that his lips don’t match the lyrics since their down-low lips are too busy howling out an AWOOOOOGA over him. Thirsty Gen X women have left comments comparing him to Rob Lowe and Shaun Cassidy, and have even done reaction videos to his videos:
@lorrilyn330 #duet with @whiteyy18
Turn the hose on those hornies! But William is smart because he has a PayPal link on his TikTok to summon in all that sugar mama money. And if William really wants to make a middle-aged white woman lose it, he should record a video of him reading passages from Fifty Shades of Grey while doing the dishes before pouring her a White Claw.
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