Night Crumbs

June 2, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

My good shit pipe has the day off because I don’t need a toke today. I’ll just get taken up, up, and away from repeatedly watching this video of gay haters having to jump into the lake from their burning boat after they allegedly flipped off other boaters for proudly waving a Pride flag. I guess this is the universe’s way of saying, “Happy Pride, bitches!” – OMG Blog

Wait, so the next Thor movie has already finished filming, which means that Chris Hemsworth filmed scenes with his arms looking as puny as overcooked angel hair pasta noodles? Hopefully, they can CGI some muscle onto his arms in post-production – Lainey Gossip

FYI: Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly, whose genitals have been on and off of each other in the past few months, are back on again, probably – Celebitchy

Fuck HBOMax for putting Parker Posey in the scripted version of The Staircase, because now I have to watch it – Pajiba

Meanwhile, Lily-Rose Depp is serving sexy seal poses – Popoholic

Michele Morrone from that 365 Days trash wants you to know that the picture of him and his co-star looking like a hot gay couple on Fire Island was not his way of coming out – Just Jared

Big Brother season one’s Chilltown is now NotSoFuckingChillTown, because Mike Boogie has been found guilty of stalking Dr. Will – Us Weekly

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