Night Crumbs
The divorce fight between blands, Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler, has gotten messier (let’s just call it War of the Carnations). Jay wants 50% of Kristin’s clothing company Uncommon James. The real shock here is that Kristin Cavallari’s clothing company is successful enough for anyone to want 50% of it! – Celebitchy
After getting papped with Ben Affleck and Marc Anthony in Miami, JLo took a private jet somewhere and I’m guessing she flew off to get papped with her other ex Casper Smart (Yeah, right, Casper Smart wishes) – Lainey Gossip
Actually, JLo went off to Los Angeles to join Ben Affleck for the Bennifer reunion tour, hitting a pap stroll near you soon – Page Six
Movie theaters across the land weren’t such a quiet place this weekend and that’s because everyone was there to see a Quiet Place II (and yes, I gonged myself for that one) – Pajiba
And the Oscar goes to the waterproof makeup that covered all of Harry Styles’ tattoos during this topless scene for My Policeman – OMG Blog
Lily-Rose Depp kicks herself in the ass (but is making it sexy) – Popoholic
The dead fish jokes write themselves – Egotastic!
Lisa Rinna or the plastic filter baby of Katy Perry and Kylie Jenner? – SOW
Travis Barker liked a “shady” comment about his girlfriend’s ex-piece’s girlfriend. Well, Kourtney Kardashian has been known for dating youngins, so Travis probably figured that he can keep her interested by acting like one – Just Jared
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