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May 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Bubbles Vergara! Or is it Bubbles Manganiello?!

If that picture above was taken by Sofia Vergara, then her Chihuahua/Pomeranian mix, Bubbles is definitely thinking, “Laugh at me all you want, but even while dressed like a babushka, I can steal your man, bitch!” Sofia was on The Tonight Show on Wednesday and said that she adopted Bubbles, and Bubbles was supposed to be her dog. But when Bubbles moved into their house, Bubbles’ heart immediately wrapped around Sofia’s hot husband Joe Manganiello. Can you blame Bubbles!?

While on The Tonight Show to promote her gig on America’s Got Talent, Sofia talked about Bubbles’s BETRAYAL after Jimmy Fallon brought up the little pooch’s cuteness. Bubbles apparently becomes Little Cujo when around Sofia but when Joe’s around, she transforms into his sweet angel. Sofia thinks that Bubbles is the Alex Forrest to her Beth Gallagher, and some Fatal Attraction shit is going down. via People:

“She hates me. She was supposed to be for me. She was supposed to be my dog,” Vergara told host Jimmy Fallon. “She arrived to the house and I don’t know, she thought she was for Joe and that’s all she wants to do.”

“She’s after him all day long, harassing him. It’s an obsession this dog has with him. It’s horrific, she hates me,” she continued. ” She’s super mean to me. She bites me! She’s not that cute in person.”

Sofia continued to exude pure jealousy by slandering Bubbles some more. When Jimmy called Bubbles “cute,” Sofia let her disgusting jealousy show and said that Bubbles is not cute in person and is old. Yup, Sofia’s doctor better recommend a low-sodium diet for her because she’s extra salty about Bubbles. I mean, the ageism of it all! Sofia says that Bubbles is 8 years old, which is 69 (wink wink) in dog years and that’s a lot older than her since Sofia turns 49 in July. Ridiculous. Sofia is so threatened by Bubbles that she’s resorted to spitting out lies! Because 8 in Chihuahua/Pom years is more like 48, so Bubbles is YOUNGER than Sofia’s ass!

The love that Bubbles has for Joe is mutual because he has approximately 8,584,988 pictures of her on his Instagram (probably more pics than he has of Sofia!). Here are just a few pics of Bubbles and her man (featuring that other woman Sofia Vergara):

“Begone and join Raya, trick, because you’re single now” – Bubbles to Sofia in this pic:

Heffa, get your nasty hands off of me and hand me over to my man” – Bubbles to Sofia in this pic:

When are you going to kick out that ho Sofia already?” – Bubbles to Joe in this pic:

And here’s further proof of how much Joe loves Bubbles. Sofia got him a Bubbles cake for his birthday to make him happy. Bubbles is so obsessed with Joe that it looks like she’s about to throw paws at that Bubbles cake topper for staring at her man!

And here’s Bubbles having some pool time fun with Joe:

Sofia ended her hate rant against Bubbles on The Tonight Show by saying that Joe treats Bubbles like a daughter, but Bubbles acts more like a home-wrecking side piece:

“I have to say, he treats her like she’s a little daughter he has. But she insists on, you know, behaving like a concubine or like a mistress or something,” she continued. “She sleeps with him. She gets angry when I walk in the room. It’s a whole thing now in the house.”

Excuse you, Sofia, but if you were a Jamie Gertz movie, you’d be Twister, because you’ve got it all twisted up. Bubbles is Joe’s main and YOU are the mistress, honey!

Pic: Instagram

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