Night Crumbs
That “blehehehehehe” you hear is from Jeff Bezos cackling while wrapping his paws around “the Apprentice Trump tapes” now that Amazon owns them after buying MGM for $8.45 billion. Can’t wait for a future Bond movie where James Bond meets the “hottest” Bond girl of all: an Alexa in an AmazonBasics bikini – The Verge
As Ben Affleck serves “unemployed beach hobo taking a smoke break in between video game-playing” on the balcony of Jennifer Lopez’s rented Miami house, she does a thank-you ritual to the attention whore gods for bringing the other half of Bennifer into her life again – Lainey Gossip
After calling Taiwan a country, John Cena, who either knew some Mandarin or took a Rosetta Stone-on-steroids crash course from Fast & Furious’s PR team, apologized to China for doing so – Celebitchy
Oh sure when Miles McMillan wears leather chonies and fuck-me boots, he gets a spread in Italian Vogue, but when I do it, I get escorted out of the bar by a bouncer who is trying to keep from barfing – OMG Blog
The Bam Margera vs. The Rest Of The Jackasses situation is still a wreck. I mean, why can’t they just get along and bond over getting covered in shit and piss while going for an upside-down ride in an overused Porta Potty like the old days?! – Pajiba
During the pandemic, Emmy Rossum got pregnant, carried a whole baby in her womb, and then gave birth to the child. Okay, well I ruined and wasted a lot of flour while trying to make my own sourdough, so take THAT, Emmy – People
Mr. Big is officially part of the Sex and the City revival called And Just Like That…HBO Waved A Big Enough Check At Chris Noth – SOW
Vanessa Hudgens is giving you thirsty Morticia Addams goes to the desert – Egotastic!
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