Night Crumbs

If Britney’s Work Bitch was a religion, Mindy Kaling might be a disciple of it, because she says she loves to work all the time and hates going on vacations. Hmm, I guess now is the time for me to put together my business plan for a company where we take luxurious vacations for millionaire workaholics (on their dime) and come back to tell them how awful it was and they were better off staying their asses at home to work more. Mindy can be my first client! – Celebitchy

Johnny Depp must be looking to set the Guinness World Record for the longest time that someone has held onto something because he’s suing the ACLU over Amber Heard’s divorce settlement donation – Just Jared

Here’s the teaser trailer for Hulu’s Only Murders in the Building starring Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez (aka the comedy trio of our time, obviously) – Lainey Gossip 

Sinead O’Connor got into how Prince allegedly terrorized her (including chasing her on a highway) and how she has zero regrets about tearing up The Pope’s photo on SNL – The AV Club

Because of course he did, Jason Derulo named his newborn son Jason King Derulo – SOW

Emily RideAJetSki got Simpson-ized in the face – Popoholic

Timothy Olyphant >>>>>>> Josh Duhamel – Pajiba

Paul Mooney, The Godfather of Comedy, has died of a heart attack at 79 – NPR

Pic: Variety