Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Dick And Balls Blanket!
HomeGoods, take note! This is the kind of home decor that people want. Although, if HomeGoods carried peen elegance like this, they’d have to change their name to HomoGoods (which would probably make their sales go up 1000% from me alone). OMG Blog has pointed me toward my new favorite Etsy artiste, NaughtMatureGifts, who sells peen-centric works of demure beauty like this blanket which turns you into a big uncut white dick complete with huevos. Well, I’m not getting any dick, so I may as well become one (“Um, you’ve been a dick for years!” – you). Even that pussy in the back is shook by that big ole’ peen!
For just $120, you can warm your body with a soft white dick. The peen blanket is handmade from acrylic yarn and comes with a nutsack that you have to blow up (wink wink) yourself. Here’s the description:
Would you like to have a different and funny blanket? This Penis blanket with hoodie is wrapped around your feet and then stretches back and lies on your body.
This blanket will come in its cover with its balls and you will need to Inflate the balls.
The Snuggie is finally over! It’s all about the dick blanket! I would buy one, but I don’t know. I mean, one minute I’d be looking at my huge peen-looking self in the mirror with horny eyes, and the next minute, I’d be in the ER trying to tell the doctor that I accidentally fell butt-first onto a blanket as he pulls it out of my colon. My deductible is too high for that.
Pic: Etsy