Night Crumbs
And now for a highly important update about a highly important earth angel. Betty White’s publicist would like all of us to know that she’s doing okay during quarantine, and has spent her pandemic days doing crossword puzzles, reading, watching TV, writing letters, and feeding the ducks on her land. But the universe’s ageless sweetheart is lonely since she can’t have that many visitors, so she’s looking forward to the summer when she can go out more. As for whether Betty White’s been vaccinated, her publicist said that’s a private thing and wouldn’t say. While it gives me the sads knowing that Betty White is lonely, it gives me joy knowing that Betty White is going to bust out big and rule the summer. It’s going to be a Betty White Girl Summer (yes, I’ll work on that title)! – TMZ
Julia Louis-Dreyfus misses playing Selina Meyer in Veep, and I bet she does, because it was probably therapeutic getting to spit out gorgeously-written poetic insults like, “Jolly Green Jizz Face.” – Celebitchy
The Look or Not The Look: Joe Jonas done up like a middle-aged mechanic in a Scorsese movie – Lainey Gossip
If your eyes opened this morning with a craving for some Andrew W.K. nipples, here you go! – OMG Blog
FUCK FUCK FUCK YES to the idea of Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren getting back together- Pajiba
Yes, Katherine Heigl’s JCPenney catalog modeling days were the peak of her career and she really should’ve quit after that since there was no possible way she’d ever top that! – SOW
Life really throws a lot of curveballs at you, like I never ever thought that one day I’d be calling Hailee Steinfeld a fashion icon of her time. But I’m doing that today for the sole fact that she wore what looks like a BUM Equipment sweatshirt. Hailee is a fashion legend for bringing back a classic! – Popoholic
Lourdes Leon decided to do a photoshoot that’s very “Backpage circa 2010” – Egotastic!
“Be a good role model” is not in Lil Nas X’s job description, thankyouverymuch – Towleroad
We started with some good news, so let’s end with some good news too. The CW has ordered a reimagined revival of the 90s game show masterpiece Legends of the Hidden Temple, only this time, adults will compete instead of children. I would apply, but my deductible is too damn high to risk breaking my legs while jumping across Styrofoam stones.
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