Night Crumbs

May 7, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

Casamigos, who?! Chateau Miraval, what?! THE QUEEN is getting further into the celebrity booze business by putting out a new line of royal-branded beer, as well as a new variety of gin. Cut to the shipping department walking into the warehouse to ship off boxes of the new gin and finding hundreds of empty bottles and THE QUEEN standing there burping as a look of guilt covers her face. And seriously, THE QUEEN expanding her booze line makes sense because why have tons of fucking money when you can have even more tons of fucking money? – Celebitchy

While some people call “regularly pulling your dick out at work and putting it on your co-worker’s shoulder” a ticket to the HR Department, the unemployment line, and your lawyer’s office, John Barrowman calls it “tomfoolery” – Queerty

The HFPA pulled some hollow damage control moves – Towleroad

Here’s Ashlee Simpson working one of Mrs. Roper’s freakum muumuus and yes, Mrs. Roper worked it better – Lainey Gossip

Well, there’s ONE good thing about that cursed Sex and the City revival. Cat terrorizer Jason Lewis will not be in it – Just Jared

Not pictured: the janitor who is thankful to Miley Cyrus since she’s sweeping the floor with those Muppet pubes pants – Egotastic!

Aubrey Plaza got married! – People

Trevor Noah gave his thoughts on another useless Twitter feature – Pajiba

Pic: Wenn.com

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