Night Crumbs
Jaleel White says that when he first played the iconic Steve Urkel on Family Matters, the main cast wasn’t that welcoming since he was supposed to be on for just one episode. Well, I hope that when he was made a regular and more people started watching, he walked on over to the cast, threw the latest ratings in front of them and said, “Did I do that? I sure fucking did!” – The Root
Willow Smith reminded us of Jada Pinkett-Smith’s Hot Topic-approved band Wicked Wisdom by getting them back together for Mother’s Day – Lainey Gossip
Genitals everywhere got the swoons over Henry Golding joining the cast of Netflix’s Persuasion, and then those genitals deflated after hearing he’s not playing Captain Wentworth – Celebitchy
Here’s the American Horror Story-esque teaser trailer for the fourth season of Stranger Things – Pajiba
Okay, but I would’ve much rather Paul Verhoven’s horny lesbian nun drama be a sequel to Showgirls called Shownuns where Cristal Conners and Nomi Malone coincidentally meet up again at a convent after deciding they need to find Jesus by becoming nuns – OMG Blog
The Beyhive better bow down at the altar of the Spice Girls because they created Beyonce, beysically! – Towleroad
To promote a trip to Italy for charity, George Clooney did a promo where he plays himself as a Brad Pitt-obsessed annoying moocher, and yes, I checked that Brad Pitt pillow he clutches for any suspicious white marks – SOW
Ashley Morgan Smithline, one of Marilyn Manson’s accusers, detailed all the horrific and torturous shit he allegedly put her through and says that she thought he was going to kill her – The Blemish
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