Night Crumbs

Because people are trying to dig for some ESCANDALONESS in the split of Bill and Melinda Gates, the old news that he had long annual weekends with his ex-girlfriend and asked for her permission to marry Melinda has been brought up. While asking your ex for permission to marry someone else is side-eye territory, the long weekends thing is more upsetting to me. I mean, Bill said that he and his ex would talk about biotechnology. So if I was Melinda, I’d be seething and scream, “Biotechnology? So you talked dirty and sexy with that hussy? How could you, Bill?!” – Celebitchy

In other Bill Gates news, he transferred $1.8 billion in stocks to Melinda Gates on the day she filed for divorce. And to think, the biggest thing I left a relationship with was crabs – E! News

While many Harry Styles fans are probably creaming over the sight of him in bobby drag, I’m getting the British remake of Cop and a Half from these pics – Lainey Gossip

For season 3, Succession is going to have to change its name to SuccSEXion, because the tall drink of Swedish leche that is Alexander Skarsgard is joining the cast – Celebitchy

And Adrien Brody too – Deadline

Jail (with a stopover at church) to whoever created this unholiness – Pajiba

This whole Megan Fox pic looks like an airbrushed t-shirt from the 90s – Popoholic

Topanga and the Shrimp Tails Cinnamon Toast Crunch Dude made another baby – SOW

Jodie Turner-Smith and Joshua Jackson were supposed to be a hit it and quit it situation – Just Jared

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