Hot Slut Of The Day!
Michele Herbert, the Upper East Side socialite who gave an impromptu press conference about the raid on Rudy Giuliani’s apartment!
At this very moment, the agents of Meryl Streep, Glenn Close, Shirley MacLaine, Vanessa Redgrave, Jane Fonda, Candice Bergen, Barbara Eden (yes, I’m getting Barbara Eden vibes from Michele Herbert), and every other seasoned actress in the game is calling the studios to see which one of them is working on the Rudy Giuliani biopic because their client needs to play the pivotal role of Michele Herbert! (Who am I fooling? This is Hollywood we’re talking about. Margot Robbie is going to play Michele Herbert.) Because after Rude Rudy’s NYC apartment was raided by the feds in a federal investigation, his neighbor Michele Herbert just started blabbing to reporters and said a whole lot of nothing. But words are cheap when you’re Michele Herbert and exuding shameless gabber glamour!
Fresh off from winning Razzies, the snot-covered Madballs in a suit called Rudy Giuliani found a bunch of shit from his lair getting seized by the feds in an ongoing Justice Department investigation over his shady business dealings with Ukraine while working as Trump’s lawyer. Michele was in her extremely fabulous (I’m guessing) Upper East Side apartment when the feds busted in on Rudy’s place. They live in the same building. Michele then sashayed up to the mics of reporters and gave her eyewitness account of what was going on and it was very “rich socialite telling her other rich socialite friends about her crazy morning over brunch at Bergdorf’s before a shopping appointment with their mutual jeweler.” There’s a good reason why Michele Herbert is all kinds of colorful and that’s because her ex is the inventor of Pantone! To me, Michele Herbert is Pantone’s color of the year EVER year. via HuffPo:
“The funniest thing is, my ex-husband called me and said, ‘Have you seen what’s going on?’” said Herbert, who was married until 2017 to Larry Herbert, inventor of the Pantone color-matching system. “And he said, ‘No, look out your window.’”
She witnessed part of the raid and saw agents “bringing out a lot of stuff,” she told the press. Federal agents reportedly seized phones and electronic devices from the properties.
Here’s Michele Herbert nailing the important role of Nosy Upper East Side Neighbor #1 in Rudy Awakenings: The Fall Of Rudy Ghouliani:
Michele Herbert, a tenant in Rudy Giuliani's building, discusses the suspected FBI raid on his residence. pic.twitter.com/6eeET0TkVt
— The Recount (@therecount) April 28, 2021
And Michele went on with being THAT woman who will talk your ear off at the deli counter. There are some New Yorkers who would rather tongue fuck a pigeon’s ass than talk to anyone and then there’s Michele Herbert!
Rudy Guiliani's neighbor and witness to the FBI raid says her ex-husband called her and told her to "look out your window." pic.twitter.com/C6uR8p9jSi
— The Recount (@therecount) April 28, 2021
If Rudy gets indicted and his trial goes to court, I hope that Michele Herbert is the star witness for the prosecution! Sure, she won’t say much of anything, but she’ll inject that mess with some much-needed charisma and entertainment!
Pic: Twitter