Night Crumbs
Webster’s announced today that the word “oversharing” has been changed to “Tyrese-ing” after Tyrese and his girlfriend of just two months, Zelie Timothy, posted a video of him shaving her pubes. I know, I should stop. This is obviously true love. No, I’m not talking about Tyrese and Zelie. I’m talking about Tyrese and attention – Just Jared
Reality TV mess Joseline Hernandez and daytime TV mess Wendy Williams went the fuck at it, and the hits include Wendy throwing flowers, Joseline saying that Wendy is 35 years older than her, and Wendy constantly trying to shush Joseline up asking to see her shoes. But the winning move was Wendy saying, “No, you have the #1 show on Zeus,” which I want to put on a t-shirt and wear – Jezebel
The trailer for Physical, Apple+’s show about the 80s aerobics craze starring Rose Byrne, had me at her sparkly pink leotard and teased mane of glamour, but still, this show better feature cameo appearances by Denise Austin, Kathy Smith, Jane Fonda, and Richard Simmons! Or may Rose get a leotard wedgie like no other – Lainey Gossip
Pete Davidson said to Britain’s quarantine rules what he says to regularly bathing which is, “Fuck that!” But honestly, Pete had a good reason for breaking the rules. He needed to be immediately papped with his hot new girlfriend who’s in Bridgerton. No, there’s no better reason than that – Celebitchy
And just like that, all of Cancun filed a defamation lawsuit against Trevor Noah for referring to a smug ball of phlegm as “Senator Cancun” – Pajiba
Looks like Hollywood is trying to reboot Fantasy Island again and this time around, Roselyn Sanchez is the new Mr. Roarke – SOW
I’m not sure what I’m looking at but I’m also not sure I want to know what I’m looking at – Egotastic!
It took me a minute to realize that Hilary Duff wasn’t wearing white Minnie Mouse pumps – Popoholic
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