Night Crumbs

April 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Apparently, some are mad that My Octopus Teacher won the Oscar for Best Documentary Feature. Well, everyone I know burped up nothing but hearts and love for that movie, while I watched it and kept waiting for the part where the octopus took a restraining order out on the dude for not leaving her ass alone – Pajiba

The Rock made the wise decision to say “fuck it” to the Oscars and instead decided to give a little something to the foot fetishists out there. But what’s weird to me is that The Rock’s toes don’t have six-packs on them! He’s slacking – Lainey GossipĀ 

Emerald Fennell said her Oscars look was very “pottery teacher who has a business proposition for you that is absolutely not a pyramid scheme” but I see “Samantha Stephens borrowing one of Endora’s old ones for an Easter party”Celebitchy

Carrie Ann Inaba, who I totally forgot was on The Talk, is taking a break from The Talk for the sake of her well-being – SOW

“Hmmm, we may face lawsuits from viewers overdosing on smugness” is probably what the execs at ABC said before deciding to shit-can a TV show starring Alec Baldwin and Kelsey GrammerThe Blemish

In case you were wondering, yes, Megan Fox is still under a dickmatized spell – Popoholic

Why do I have a feeling that 911 operators got many calls yesterday from people wanting to report the Oscar people for making the wrong decision to not include Jessica Walter in the In Memoriam tribute? – E! News

Chadwick Boseman’s brother says that the family is not upset that he didn’t win the Best Actor Oscar and they don’t think he was snubbed – Just Jared

Pic: Netflix


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