Night Crumbs
Gigi Hadid’s dad, Mohamed Hadid, thinks she’s completely and totally “self-made” because she never took a dime from her parents and earned her millions on her own. Oh, yes, Mohamed is so right, because we all know Gigi was just a small-town ordinary girl with two middle-class non-connected parents including a mom who totally didn’t push her face onto the viewers of a Bravo reality show. Mohamed must have gotten his definition of “self-made” from The Delusional Dictionary (Delusionary?) of The Kar-Jenners – Just Jared
Michael B. Jordan says that even though he’s usually got a “privacy please” sign on his life, he went “Instagram Official” (yes, a cherub barfs their lunch out every time someone types that) with Lori Harvey because he wanted to put it out there and move on. And also because if Lori Harvey is dating a hot movie star and doesn’t Instagram about it, she’s not really dating a hot movie star – Celebitchy
John Travolta once again talked about his dance with Princess Diana, and sadly didn’t say that it was all planned and they actually rehearsed an extra part where they both ripped off their formal ensembles to reveal leather outfits underneath before busting out You’re The One That I Want – Towleroad
Proving that she’s a strict disciple of the Church of The Good Shit, Jennifer Lawrence wore green throughout 4/20 week – Lainey Gossip
HA! No. – Pajiba
Nick Carter is a daddy again – SOW
Dua Lipa is serving “just poisoned my sugar daddy after he made me sole beneficiary in his will and going to take this selfie before I call the police in hysterics” glamour – Popoholic
If you’re a prolific shoplifter but also someone who can’t let go of your 90s raver days, Sophie Turner has the perfect jeans for you! – Jezebel
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