Night Crumbs
On the last episode of The Simpsons, Benedict Cumberbatch did the voice of a “bitter, old, racist, vegan” singer of a band called The Snuffs, and Morrissey saw himself in the character and is pissed, calling it “hatred.” And Morrissey would sue if he had the money to do so. HA! But a writer for The Simpsons says that the character isn’t solely based on Moz but is a composite of other singers. This is honestly peak Morrissey but he’s bitching about the wrong thing. Morrissely should really be suing mad at Grandpa Simpson since Moz is the original Old Man Yells At Cloud! – Brooklyn Vegan
Billie Eilish was papped getting lovey-dovey with an actor named Matthew Tyler Vorce who worked the kind of an ensemble that a 90s mother would wear during a flood. In other words, Matthew’s ensemble IS the look – Lainey Gossip
Jessica Biel says that having two kids is a chaotic “wild ride,” and as she said that, I’m sure her team of nannies rolled their eyes and said, “Okay, Jessica, but can you help us control your brat.” And yes, they were talking about her “third kid” Justin Timberlake – Celebitchy
Tig Notaro learned what “sexy AF” means thanks to the internet calling her “sexy AF” – Pajiba
Kumail Nanjiani’s arms continue to look like two anacondas swallowing a family of warthogs – OMG Blog
Daddy Spears may have to switch from Velveeta to generic Velveeta for his cheesy grits to save coins because Britney Spears‘ mom is objecting to him asking for $890,000 in lawyer fees – People
Here’s Katy Perry looking like a bunch of Sweet Secrets just barfed all over her shirt – Popoholic
Penelope Cruz did InStyle – Egotastic!
Legendary songwriter, Jim Steinman, who gave us many masterpieces including I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That) and Total Eclipse Of The Heart, has died at 73 – Just Jared
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