Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Baby Dinosaur of Florida!
My house is currently filled with the fumes of the good shit, which means today is a day that is happening. But the fumes of the good shit wafting through my house today have a strong tinge of celebration vibes in it because in case you couldn’t tell by the ten thousand weed-themed emails you got from brands that look for any reason to email your ass, it’s Stoner Christmas! And while this HSOTD isn’t a blatantly obviously 4/20 HSOTD, spotting a baby dinosaur in your backyard is definitely some shit that may happen to you when the wrong kind of edible hits. Or the good kind of edible if you’re Elon Musk who gets the leaks for bringing dinosaurs back.
The above screenshot is from the backyard camera of Cristina Ryan who lives in Palm Coast, FL. Cristina tells Fox35 that last week, something was caught on camera scurrying across her yard, and the Jurassic Park theme immediately played in her head as she watched because it looked like a baby dinosaur to her! Florida is a whole other dimension of fuckery, so if you did see a baby dinosaur around those parts, you’d probably shrug while saying, “Well, it is Florida.”
If take a long hit of the good shit, yup, I see a baby dinosaur with a big white NicoDerm patch on its back. If I don’t take a long hit of the good shit, I see either an extra-large roadrunner with a cottage cheese cup stuck around its head or an alligator working the hell out of a sweatband choker:
Cristina claims that she’s not the only one who sees a baby dino. Some of her friends do too. They must be smoking the same strain. Although, people online had their own ideas:
“Any animal we can come up with that would be ‘walking’ at 3:40 in the morning, wouldn’t walk this way,” she told FOX 35 News. “Maybe I’ve watched ‘Jurassic Park’ too many times, but I see a raptor or other small dinosaur!”
She says everyone she’s shown the video to comes up with the same conclusion: it looks like a baby dino.
Viewers online debated about what the animal could be.
“Looks like a Komodo dragon or some type of lizard!” one person commented.
“That is a dog wearing a harness dragging a leash. You can see all four legs and the harness and leash dragging behind it,” another said.
The last one makes the most sense, which means that it’s NOT a dog dragging a leash because this is Florida we’re talking about. Nothing makes sense there! Although, I don’t think it’s a baby dino. Because if the documentary Dinosaurs taught me anything, it’s that baby dinos sit in high chairs and say “Not the momma” all the time and the creature in that security footage is not doing either of those things.
Therefore, case closed!
Pic: Cristina Ryan