Night Crumbs

April 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Zoe Kravitz (who was rumored to be doing Channing Tatum last time I checked) announced on Instagram that she and Taylour Paige (who was dating Jesse Williams last time I checked) are a “thing,” which means they’re either humping on the regular, or they’re doing some kind of project together. I’m going with the first one because: two celebrities + hugging on each other = they’re full-on fucking. It’s basic math  – Lainey Gossip 

Katie Holmes paid tribute to Suri Cruise on her 15th birthday. And just from typing that, my hip broke and a Life Alert magically appeared around my neck since I’m obviously 100 years old now that Suri Cruise is almost old enough to get her damn driver’s license – People

Amanda Seyfried says that she hasn’t slept in two months and that’s because her baby cannot fall into dreamland unless he’s sleeping on a warm body. So obviously Amanda needs to get a mannequin that looks like her and also warms up. Her baby will either fall asleep or scream his lungs out from sleeping on a creepy mannequin. Either or! – Celebitchy

Sir Ian McKellen is afraid that coronavirus has snatched away his last few years of being able to ACT!  – Towleroad

The limited series based on Tiger King is still happening, and John Cameron Mitchell will play Joe Exotic. Well, if Hedwig and Joe Exotic knew each other, they’d definitely be frenemies and she’d sell him out in paid interviews, so this makes sense – Just Jared

Madison “Not A Wisconsin Brewery” Beer is giving you porn parody Bridgerton elegance – Popoholic

Sarah McLachlan cooing out, “iiiin the aaaaarms of the aaaangel,” filled my head while looking at these pictures of dog mullets because that shit is tragic dog torture – OMG Blog

The asshole lizard known as Godzilla is still making it rain dollars at the pandemic-era box office – Pajiba

Pic: Instagram

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