Night Crumbs

April 16, 2021 / Posted by: Michael K

The Sex and the City revival that nobody asked for (well, except for the checking accounts of those involved) just got even worse. Because for some reason, they’re bringing back Aidan Shaw (played by John Corbett). I guess they want Carrie to fuck him over for the third time. But really, no Samantha, no Mr. Big, and no Steve?! Instead of Aidan, they should’ve brought back the silver fox politician (played by John Slattery) who wanted Carrie to piss on him. I mean, the revival is probably going to be shit without Samantha, so they may as well have some piss in it too – Celebitchy

I guess Drake wants his head to look like a Care Bear’s ass because he got a heart shaved into his hair – Lainey Gossip

While working a stunning mullet, Troye Sivan showed off his Melbourne house to Architectural Digest. It is a gorgeous house, and yes I’m only saying that because he’s got dick plants next to his bed – OMG Blog

Jeffree Star is laid up in the hospital and recovering after his Rolls Royce hit some black ice and flipped three times in Wyoming. Once Jeffree fully recovers, you better believe he’s going to turn lemons into lemonade by putting out a Black Ice palette – Just Jared

I’m going to tell myself that JoJo Levesque’s ‘do is her own homage to Brenda Walsh’s season 1 spring dance hair from Beverly Hills, 90210 – Popoholic

Larry King cut his estranged wife Shawn King out of his will but she still wants to be the executor of his estate – People

In sad and tragic news that’ll make you scream “Fuck cancer!” for the one billionth time, Helen McCrory, star of Peaky Blinders, Penny Dreadful, and the Harry Potter movies, has died at the way-too-young age of 52 – The Hollywood Reporter

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